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New easy riding, super speedy, versatile, turns on a dime small wave design. The Hideoscillous front half outline with pulled in hipsquash back end with Pipsqueak rocker and hull contours.
- Dimensions: can be customized in production options area
- Tail Shape: pulled hip squash
- Construction: customizable
- Fins: customizable (tip: bigger fins give more drive)
ie. Hideous Oscillations
from the Latin root hideous to the eye, yet one possessing beautiful oscillating motions in the water.
The old adage ‘looks can be deceiving’ & ‘true beauty lies within’ are the driving forces of this unassuming possessor of great character. I have been pondering a new paradigm for rockers & hull contours for over three years now. The days pass & I’ve continued to grind out & refine existing concepts … all the while knowing something new was coming. A groaning of enlightened concept awaiting a bursting forth. Why did I wait this long? Well, things must germinate … and I didn’t think I could draw in CAD what my mind saw … I would need to hand shape the prototype. A new balanced/centered rocker, moderate entry, low tail rocker, with heavy heavy tow board-like concaves running nose-to-tail & dynamic steep drop rocker concave running dual inset bonzer-esque caves which exhaust straight off the tail block. The outline, width & thickness determine the wave type.
This one – the Hideoscillous, transforms small point surf like no other board I’ve made ’til now it feels like the board rides on air – no friction – yet corners on rails (as hard as you can push it with no slipping) & balances lip release with perfect control. I may go so far as to say that this new rocker & steep concave bottom can be placed on any outline & foil anywhere to increase the horsepower of any board five-fold.
Ride approximately 6″ – 7″ shorter, 1 1/4″ wider & 1/8″ thicker than your good waves performance shorty.
The ugly duckling that transforms into a swan when you step foot on it.
FIN CONFIGURATION: thruster or five fin option to run as tri or quad.
WAVE PREFERENCES: small weak point break surf to head high and barreling
AVAILABLE TAIL CONFIGURATIONS: wide squash
RECOMMENDED RIDER TYPES: beginner to advanced