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Name: Stock Quick Hideoscillous | clear
Brand: Proctor Surfboard Shop
Price: 950.00 USD
Availability: InStock

$ 950.00

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Product Specs

An extreme combination of modern hull contours produces the glide of ‘free-friction’ between turns which intersects with the hold of a back foot ‘clamp’. A pedal-to-the-metal bear down of ultimate gougeability through maneuvers.

The ugly duckling that transforms into a swan when you step foot on it. A small wave board where ‘free-friction’ meets ‘ultimate gougeability’ in a marriage of perfectly complementing design concepts.

Dimensions: can be customized in production options area
Tail Shape: wide squash
Construction: customizable
Fins: customizable (tip: bigger fins give more drive)

Hideoscillous

ie. Hideous Oscillations

from the Latin root hideous to the eye, yet one possessing beautiful oscillating motions in the water.

The old adage ‘looks can be deceiving’ & ‘true beauty lies within’ are the driving forces of this unassuming possessor of great character. I have been pondering a new paradigm for rockers & hull contours for over three years now. The days pass & I’ve continued to grind out & refine existing concepts … all the while knowing something new was coming. A groaning of enlightened concept awaiting a bursting forth. Why did I wait this long? Well, things must germinate … and I didn’t think I could draw in CAD what my mind saw … I would need to hand shape the prototype. A new balanced/centered rocker, moderate entry, low tail rocker, with heavy heavy tow board-like concaves running nose-to-tail & dynamic steep drop rocker concave running dual inset bonzer-esque caves which exhaust straight off the tail block. The outline, width & thickness determine the wave type.

This one – the Hideoscillous, transforms small point surf like no other board I’ve made ’til now it feels like the board rides on air – no friction – yet corners on rails (as hard as you can push it with no slipping) & balances lip release with perfect control. I may go so far as to say that this new rocker & steep concave bottom can be placed on any outline & foil anywhere to increase the horsepower of any board five-fold.

Ride approximately 6″ – 7″ shorter, 1 1/4″ wider & 1/8″ thicker than your good waves performance shorty.

The ugly duckling that transforms into a swan when you step foot on it.

FIN CONFIGURATION: thruster or five fin option to run as tri or quad.
WAVE PREFERENCES: small weak point break surf to head high and barreling
AVAILABLE TAIL CONFIGURATIONS: wide squash
RECOMMENDED RIDER TYPES: beginner to advanced

Buy it with

Powerbroker XL Proctor Fiberglass Tri Fins - MADE IN USA

$ 150.00

Pickup available at 1920 Goodyear Ave Ste A

Usually ready in 5+ days

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One for the Older (and Bigger) Generation

I am 200 pounds and going to be 52 this month. I spent my youth surfing at Trestles and San O, but moved to the East Coast a couple of decades ago. Several years back, I started surfing again, and a little over a year ago, I decided to go back to shortboarding. It has been a journey, but Todd's magic made the mission possible. I now have 3 Monstachiefs (a 7'0 daily driver, 6'10 "good wave" board, and a 7'6 step up). All of them make me look like I am much younger (and much better) than I actually am. And they catch waves like a longboard. Go get one. Many thanks to Todd and Charissa for all of the support!

I couldn’t be happier.

Please tell Todd the new board is fantastic! Had a run of overhead surf recently and I had a blast on it! I couldn’t be happier.

thanks again
Mark 41/6’3″/185lb
6’2″ x 20 1/4″ x 2 3/4″ Holy Roller Proxy epoxy Carbon Footprint 37L with World War II jeep or tank light flat olive army green airbrush

FIRST BOTTOM TURN YELLED OUT HOLY!!!!! ROLLER.

Good morning! Give my Best regards to Todd and the team

HAPPY WITH THE HOLY ROLLER. FIRST BOTTOM TURN YELLED OUT HOLY!!!!! ROLLER.
In all seriousness, love the board
Charissa, Thank you for the great customer service

Have not ridden the Flyin lion Overall, feels great and looks sharp

John 41/6’0″/175lb. |. Holy Roller 6’3″ x 19 1/8″ x 2 9/16″+ 31.5L poly/pu middleweight

Feels like there’s a turbine engine under my feet!

So stoked on the board! Feels like there’s a turbine engine under my feet! Board felt very predictable but loose from the first time I rode it. Thank you for the quality service and impeccable attention to detail.
Nathan 🙏🏼🤙🏼

43/6’0″/176lb/32 years surfing

Falcon III 6’0″ x 19 5/8″ x 2 9/16″ Proxy with high density foam stringer

6’2 Holy Roller, still one of my favorite boards

’2 Holy Roller, still one of my favorite boards
I HOPE LIFE AND BUSINESS HAS BEEN GOING WELL FOR YOU GUYS! I’D GUESS THINGS ONLY GOT BUSIER FOR YOU GUYS DURING THE PANDEMIC. TODD DOES SUCH AN AMAZING JOB; I FORESEE ORDERING MANY BOARDS OVER DECADES…
My next order idea: something around 6’5 to 6’7 and template somewhere between Holy Roller and Pipe Cleaner. My Holy Roller has been so good, just thinking of a step up.

Thanks so much!
Cheers, Alex. | 26, 5’11”, 175lb

Holy Roller 6’2″ x 19 3/8″ x 2 5/8″ thumb [middleweight]

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Product Specs

Hideoscillous

Ride approximately 6″ – 7″ shorter, 1 1/4″ wider & 1/8″ thicker than your good waves performance shorty.

FIN CONFIGURATION: thruster or five fin option to run as tri or quad.

WAVE PREFERENCES: small weak point break surf to head high and barreling

AVAILABLE TAIL CONFIGURATIONS: wide squash

RECOMMENDED RIDER TYPES: beginner to advanced

Buy it with

Powerbroker XL Proctor Fiberglass Tri Fins - MADE IN USA

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